Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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