No, you can still breathe under the balls.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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The beer is more important than you right now.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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