smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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