We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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