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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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