My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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