Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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