is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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