you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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