Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Rumble strips road head = magical
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
His nipple licking is glorious
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