you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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