This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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