Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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