Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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