the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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