i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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