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i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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