none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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