Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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