Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Randomize