I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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