Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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