he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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