Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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