I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We need to get me chipped asap
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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