This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just puked most of my soul out..
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