I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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