He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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