The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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