Nicole vs. Life
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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