i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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