Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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