i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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