I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
The ass gains better be worth it
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