i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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