Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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