who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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