I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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