Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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