Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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