Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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