omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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