I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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