im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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