By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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