are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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