That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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