Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
why is half of my head shaved?
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