well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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