At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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