By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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